"I LOVE RECESS!"

After lunch, it was time for recess. "RECESS! OH BOY RECESS! I LOVE RECESS!" Oscar shouted...then he realized he didn't know what recess really was! "Psst....Hey! What is recess?" He whispered to the little boy in front of him.
"We get to go outside and play silly!" the kid whispered back. "GREAT! I LOVE RECESS!" Oscar started yelling again. "SSSHHH." the teacher had to remind Oscar to be quiet inside.
All the kids walked toward the door to line up. Once Oscar finally got outside to the playground and started playing he could hardly contain his excitement. He was running around all over the place on all fours! The kids on the playground were rolling around laughing! "This new kid is great!" "How does he do that?" "Hey are those dog ears?" The kids were starting to notice that this strange new kid...well he just might not be a kid after all!
Uh-OH thought Oscar. I had better do something to distract them. "THINK...THINK...."  Just then Oscar thought up another song. "RECESS! RECESS! A TIME FOR KIDS! FUN AND JUMPY AND ALWAYS HAVING L-O-T-S -O-F -F-U-N-! FUN!" Oscar sang as he danced around the playground. "I LOVE RECESS! I LOVE RECESS! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVE!
RECESS! GET THE HANG OF IT THEN JUST THE JING OF IT! THAT'S THE POWER OF REEEEEEEECCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Soon the kids were to busy singing Oscar's recess song and forgot all about thinking he was a dog dressed up as a kid. The whole playground was singing and Oscar even made up a new dance too. "TAP. TAP. TAP. Tap your toes. Spin around and JUMP! JUMP! WHOOOWHOOOOOOOO!" That was the Oscar recess dance.
After awhile Oscar got tired from all the singing and dancing. He saw a little girl digging in the dirt. "Hey what are you doing?" he asked. "Looking for rocks." she answered as she shoved rocks in her pockets. "GREAT IDEA!" Then Oscar started digging in the dirt too...except he was slinging dirt everywhere! "HEY! WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GETTING DIRT IN MY HAIR!!!!"  "STOP YOU'RE GETTING MY SHIRT DIRTY!" "LOOK OUT FOR MY SHOES!" Just when it looked like he might cover the entire class in dirt he finally found the perfect rock! "I found one....its a...a...a...oscarock!"
He grabbed the rock with his mouth and started licking it clean. "EEEEWWW! That's disgusting!" "Gross!" Oscar was so busy cleaning his rock that he did not notice what the kids were saying and didn't notice when everybody ran off. Once he finally got he rock clean he looked up and ....."AAAAAHHHHH! Where is everybody?" He was really scared. He didn't know where to go! "WAAAAH! WHOOOOWHOOOO! WHAAAAA!" He was so scared he started to cry! Then he heard another student calling him..."OOOSSSCAR!"... then he realized the student calling him was..."THE TEACHER! OH BOY AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!" Oscar ran as fast as he could to the teacher. He was so happy that he hadn't been forgotten that he jumped in her arms and started licking her! "GROSS! What an unusual kid..."