"Bye, Oscar! I'm going to the History Museum!" Madeline yelled excitedly as she headed out the door with Mom. As soon as the garage door slammed shut Oscar leaped out of his bed and started dancing around the laundry room. "I'M GOING TO WORK AT A MUSEUM! I'M GOING TO WORK AT MUSEUM! I GET TO TEACH THE CHILDREN! OH BOY! OH BOY!" He was so excited about his new job that he could hardly stand still to get dressed. When he finally calmed himself down...